Shortly after Ike fell ill and died Mike followed the leader over the rainbow bridge. Saddened by our brief relationship with our chameleons we wanted to bury them but our father, the smartest smoking moustache I knew, told us the ground would be frozen since it was winter in Ohio.
The smartest smoking moustache I [...]

One Holiday season my younger brother and I had somehow managed to talk my mother into buying us pet lizards from a local pet store. This memory seems to be so far removed from reality as something that my mother would do that I had to write about it and speak with my siblings as [...]